Karl Rove attempts to use a pen...

So, Heir Rove apparently woke up one day this week, rang up his good friends over at the Wall Street Journal and  - as if by magic - the lies building up in that rather bizarrely shaped cranium of his suddenly found their outlet.  I give you the writing effort (LMFAO) of Mr. Rove and obviously, my own take on his attempts at stringing words together,  inserted as needed. Let us begin:

"This week is the one-year anniversary of Democrats winning Congress. But House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid probably aren't in a celebrating mood. The goodwill they enjoyed after their victory is gone. Their bright campaign promises are unfulfilled. Democratic leadership is in disarray. And Congress's approval rating has fallen to its lowest point in history."

I may not be a fan of Ms. Pelosi's, but little Karl has little room to critique anyone. I mean, if we are going to talk about disarray, we could talk about the Republican House leadership in the form of Speaker Denny Hastert and in  the form of House Majority Leader Tom Delay. Hastert is alleged to have received large amounts of foreign bribes in exchange for favors and possibly classified information.

Tom Delay, who prior to his organized crime syndicate running out of K Street and later his indictment on money laundering charges, was a bug killer, alcoholic, sleaze who also is alleged to have taken massive bribes from foreign agents. Oh, and Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist was caught in an insider trading scam, ultimately not charged, but ran away from the Senate shortly thereafter. The approval level of Congress is the Republican burn mark left behind- little Karl- which proved to be the most corrupt Congress ever. How many members of the GOP majority are either indicted, in prison, or under investigation little Karl? But by all means, continue, your so-called boy genius perhaps quite unsurprisingly rather flaccid.

"The problems the Democrats are now experiencing begin with the federal budget. Or rather, the lack of one. In 2006, Democrats criticized Congress for dragging its feet on the budget and pledged that they would do better. Instead, they did worse. The new fiscal year started Oct. 1--five weeks ago--but Democrats have yet to send the president a single annual appropriations bill. It's been at least 20 years since Congress has gone this late in passing any appropriation bills, an indication of the mess the Pelosi-Reid Congress is now in."

Ah, nope. Caught lying again. The problem with the federal budget is that you and your team, the cabal (if you will), took a surplus and converted it into the largest deficit ever.  Let's consider that in the 4 years of the Iraq war, the money that Congress provided to this administration just kept disappearing.

Troops did not have body armor, basic supplies, sometimes even water. Yet somehow, and I am sure a man of integrity such as yourself Mr. Rove can likely tell us where billions went missing in Iraq, billions went missing on projects not done, on initiatives not completed, and on all sorts of nonsense  that had nothing to do with national security or war.

It is as though a big laundry truck showed up and used the war chest as the GOP's very own campaign piggy bank. But you would never be involved in something like money laundering, fraud, embezzlement, etc., little Rove, would you? Ah, if only we had a Department of Justice to take a closer look.

But he goes on:

"Even worse, the Democrats have made clear all their talk about "fiscal discipline" is just that--talk. They're proposing to spend $205 billion more than the president has proposed over the next five years. And the opening wedge of this binge is $22 billion more in spending proposed for the coming year. Only in Washington could someone in public life be so clueless to say, as Sen. Reid and Rep. Pelosi have, that $22 billion is a "relatively small" difference."

Fiscal discipline? You are kidding in attempting to use those two words together as somehow reflecting the GOP's stellar ability to lose billions of dollars?

But then he gets really interesting and we finally see where the Decider and all of the typists managed to get their talking points from... see if you can spot the meme:

"Beholden to MoveOn.org and other left-wing groups, Democratic leaders have ignored the progress made in Iraq by the surge, diminished the efforts of our military, and wasted precious time with failed attempts to force an immediate withdrawal from Iraq. They continue to try to implement this course, which would lead to chaos in the region, the creation of a possible terror state with the third largest oil reserves in the world, and a major propaganda victory for Osama bin Laden as well as for Iran, Hamas and Hezbollah."

Oh where to begin, where to begin. Karl, define "chaos in the region" against the backdrop of what is now Iraq, what is now happening in Pakistan, what is now happening with Hamas, North Korea, Syria, etc. Now pay close attention: was this chaos due to the invasion of Iraq? How about Osama bin Laden, whom your former boss does not much think about - was he against Osama bin Laden before he was for him? Now again, pay close attention: if the US had not gone into Iraq, would Al Qaeda be weaker or stronger?

Right, so please do tell us who is beholden to whom. And speaking of the importance of the Iraq war, why is your son Andy not in Iraq? Yes, Karl, you with a pen, the legendary coward. I might also add that of all people, you bringing up the threat of Iran, is rather kind of odd. I mean you were after all intimately involved in blowing the cover of a CIA covert officer working on proliferation issues having to do with Iran. Or did you think we forgot?

If (and sadly, they are not) the Democrats are beholden to MoveOn.org, then at least they are beholden to roughly three million American citizens. Who are you beholden to Karl?  More importantly, who is the idiot to whom you lend your brain so often beholden to? Saudi Arabia (where  most of the 9/11 hijackers came from)?, Pakistani ISI (where the 9/11 financing came in part from and which continues to give cover to Osama bin Laden)?  Halliburton (the worst war profiteer in US history)? The hate constituency(which blamed political opponents and anyone who disagreed with the hate agenda for  acts of terrorism against the US)? Who is your master Karl?

I will spare you the rest of his rot, which is simply a regurgitation of his entire 2001-2007 vocabulary. What I find humorous is that boy-wonder is actually convinced that a). he is a genius, b). that blatant lies will win the day, and c). that his inability to say anything original is somehow attractive to even the most confused on the right. Yes, Mr. Rove, what a success you are. Having many invites to dinner lately? No? Why do you suppose that is?

Comments

[Sandy]

Well, it's certainly true that, led by Rove, they are the masters of CHANGING THE SUBJECT.

The corruption is just SO wide....and SO deep....it boggles the mind:

http://www.consortiumnews.com/2007/021707.html Bushies/Drugs

http://www.nexusmagazine.com/articles/bushcheney.html ‘

And, speaking of ole Denny Hastert, if only they (could) let Sibel Edmonds speak!

http://letsibeledmondsspeak.blogspot.com/

[jr]

Donald Segretti's protege Rove's Scofield Bible cult "base" thinks they'll be raptured before the interest payments on the 3 trillion dollars Bush has added to the national debt. His former "boss" has time for 2 hour workouts every day but no time for military funerals.

[Steve J.]

Isn't this the same guy who told Robert Siegel of NPR that the GOP would retain both the House and the Senate?

[b billy marse]

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[Djm]

I'm not so sure, Larisa. I'm not so sure it won't work.

It's said that the American people only vote the guys they don't want out, not vote for the people that they want in. And the party in power changes in cycles. Maybe the far-far right is just trying to speed up the process.

I have an inkling feeling Rove will be back, probably for President Giuliani.

Yes, I have that little faith.